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Hawaii'ing

verb,

Hawaii'd, Hawaii'er, Hawaii's.

1. To fill ones toilet with such a large amount of excrement that it forms an island in the middle of the toilet bowl. Often experienced by competitive eaters and the morbidly obese.
"I had to pre-flush twice just to avoid Hawaii'ing."

"Quick, where's the plunger?!?! I just Hawaii'd the toilet something fierce."
by Master Turd July 24, 2014
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Hakin

Oh shot there's a Hakin RUN!!!!
by MonsterRat1000 January 28, 2019
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Hakai Hakaioken Hakaisyo Hakim Haki hawaii Hakan Hakima hakimi Hawai

wallet haka

The moves you make when you realise your wallet is not in your back pocket, and not in your front pocket, or not in the pocket in your jacket. You'll normally tap each pocket with one hand, maybe two, as if to double check.
Rod went to pay for his morning coffee, and on discovering his wallet wasn't in his back pocket as it usually is, carried out a wallet haka before realising he didn't have it on him!
by haka dancer January 14, 2008
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hamAIDS

Trevor forgot to pack condoms for his trip to Mexico, so he came back with hamAIDS.
by Shrmpnt May 4, 2009
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Hakaori

Ancient chinese godlike entity. Benevolent in appearance but occasionally known for acts of vengeance. Considered omnipotent by scholars. Reknown for the ability to kill with farts.
"... this guy just saved a baby, he's a real Hakaori!", a man exclaimes in astonishment, witnessing superhuman feats.
by TheDirtyDevil395 February 8, 2009
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Royal Hawaiian Islands

Instead of the standard Hawaiian Islands, Royal Hawaiian Islands refers to the act of having doggie-style anal sex in a raw dawg fashion and withdrawing just before orgasm in order to paint the Islands on her back.
I told Sally I just wanted to rub it between her butt cheeks a bit, but when she let me slip inside her A-hole, it totally made me give her a full dose of the Royal Hawaiian Islands all over her back.
by The Royal Hawaiian August 6, 2011
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Hakimi

A rather ugly guy, but his heart is really, truly spectacular. His face is a 2/10 but his heart is a 10/10. He cares for any girl with a pure loving heart, and speaks with a kind tone. Only when provoked, will he tower over his foes with Hulk-esque strength and menace. Ladies, if you ever get asked out by a Hakimi, he's a keeper for life.
"Oh my gosh Hakimi! Thank you for protecting me against him. He's been bullying me this entire time!"
"No problem sweetie, now, have an amazing and blessed day! :)"
by luxembjörn September 9, 2020
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