When a woman's lower abdominal area is so fat it rolls into her genital area, combining the two areas making them hard to differentiate. Gut + Cunt = Gunt
by AnthonyS. October 3, 2008
Get the Gunt mug.A Gunk Princess is a girl (Or sometimes guy) who loves both Punk Music and Goth Music. People who are a Gunk Princess always dress original and are the arch nemesis of the poseur Avril.
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by Angie May 25, 2004
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Get the gunit mug.The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.
by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003
Get the Gunt Punt mug.The "pooch" that older women get below the belt line. It hangs lower than a man's gut and is not accompynied by the higher-situated beer belly.
by allen anderson May 28, 2006
Get the gunt mug.A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.
The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!
by squirrel superhero May 23, 2010
Get the gunkle mug.Like any form of kata it is a type of hand-to-hand combat. In this case, its a fictional fighting form from the movie Equilibrium. According to the movie gunkata is based on scientific analysis of bullet trajectory and range which can accurately gauge the possible mathematical outcomes of a gunfight. In short, it teaches its practitioners how to kickass using only firearms at any distance.
(Quoted from Equilibrium)
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
by kairyu August 23, 2006
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