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Guest Room Moment

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
by meli&nadz November 29, 2011
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Guest Bong

A bong placed at a relative or friend's house, so you can get high and be able to deal with their boring conversations and/or annoying children.
by GuyWhoDefinesThings December 23, 2011
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Guss

when you drink until you pass out and then you shit in your roommate's bed as well as piss on it. Then you proceed to take a shit and bathe in it afterwards. When it can't get any weirder, you run into the elevator with approximately 8 people with your pants down. After you wake up, you don't remember shit and you get written up. Your roommate moves out and you have to pay a huge fine.
Man, Michael pulled a Guss last night. It was the shit.
by Floor 2 April 28, 2011
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guestimation

A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown
Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car.
Dude 2: ?
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011
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gessica

Gessica is a a portuguese variation of the name Jessica.

Not very commom, but can be found in countrys such as Brazil.

Usually, the most beatiful woman you will ever meet
Nice to meet you, Gessica. Your name is spelled with a J or a G?
by Augusto Nunes June 21, 2017
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giessner

It is a type of bowel movement that is usually caused by over consuming alcohol. It has the consistency of water and smells like hell. It is also refered to as peeing out your butt.
Man #1 "Bro I was out drinking last night and today all I have been doing is taking a giessner"

Man #2 " well maybe you should drink all the time dipshit"
by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019
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Gessoing

The act of putting gesso on to something to prepare it for painting.
Moriah Elizabeth : Im going to start gessoing the wood so I can start painting it.
by Moriah Elizabeth words November 19, 2020
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