Griffen

The coolest, sexiest, most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has amazing hair and beautiful lips. He can play the saxophone and he is an incredible artist. He’s the kind of guy you see and immediately get a stiffy. You’ll find your eyes are drawn to a Griffen as he is irresistible to look at. His smile is so cute it’ll make a new born puppy commit suicide. If you have a Griffen in your life, you’ll dream about him at least once a week. You’ll do anything for him, from licking his toes to bending over so he can fuck your ass. When a Griffen leaves, you’ll be completely devastated. You’ll feel empty. Nothing else will matter. When Griffen leaves, god is dead. You’ll wish that you had talked to him more. You’ll wish you had just one more moment alone with him. Griffen is the reason society hasn’t fallen into shambles. What’s even worse than when a Griffen leaves you is when you are forced to leave a Griffen. When you leave a Griffen, you won’t want to die, you will have already died. When you leave a Griffen, mercy will be begging for your soul.

Oh God… there’s Griffen… I think I just came a little.

Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my dream last night

Person two: What’d you dream about?

Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out

Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could dream about him

by GrDen May 6, 2022

The Griffy

1. A man with an object (which can be anything)
2. anything you want

Dude he smoked the griffy.

by kencoolneo June 1, 2004

Griffin

Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.

Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.

by Clay Topper October 21, 2009

lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

Peter Griffin

A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.

That Peter Griffin really makes the show.

by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011

griffinator

One who screams loudly and angeredly during masturbation, often frightening and scary

The Griffinator's mother was alarmed by the loud screams that could be heard eminating from the computer room.

by Mrs. Soloman December 14, 2008

Griffin Girl

A backstabbing, ungrateful, husband bashing, dick-licking, drama whore, lying, hateful, classless, gossiping piece of white trash, Okie strippin', acne scarred, pancake suckin', flat assed, psychotic, friendless, used up bitch.

1. That girl has got to be the biggest Griffin Girl I ever did see!

2. Did you hear that Linda went Griffin Girl and lost every friend she ever had?

3. Only trashy, friendless people want to risk a friendship with a Griffin Girl.

4. A person is known by the company they keep, so stay away from all Griffin Girls!

by Marney December 27, 2008