gridiron

much like a dirty fish hook, only after you shove a finger up her ass, you wipe a mark under each eye, making him or her look like a football player.

After I gave her a gridiron, she looked like Dick butkus

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Griddy

a goofy ahh fortnite dance that blippi failed at

Ew look at thomas he's hitting the griddy

by GayFemalefrfrfrfr October 31, 2022

Doing the Griddy

Doing the griddy is for lonely losers who get no bitches and never will. Ever.

oh shit look! carter’s doing the griddy, what a nerd!
Doing the Griddy: (Verb) lonely losers who get no bitches and never will. Ever.

by Candace Dickfit May 5, 2022

GRIDITH

A person that looks bad naked

Oh he was a GRIDITH

She's a GRIDITH but i'm fine with it

honestly GRIDITH's are hot

by Newmussy and Campussy April 11, 2022

grids

A slang term referring to the condition of an object or situation. The condition is of abhorrence, causing nausea, or general strong dislike.

Not to be used lightly.

I went to mcdonald's and ordered a mchcicken. I bit into it, and there was a cockroach in it. That shit was grids.

by dragamex April 14, 2011

gridlock

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block

"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."

by dcwoman September 26, 2005

gridder

Derived from 'cattle grid', a gridder is a person who lives on the more rural side of a road with a cattle grid. Someone who has one on their road and in front of their house is known as a 'double gridder'. It can also be applied to those who have to go over cattle grids in order to reach work. (Originated Hythe, Hampshire)

"Where do you live?"
"Sway Road."
"Oh you're such a gridder."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007