grape shot

When you're taking a crap and it comes out like little cannon balls.

Dude, I've been crapping out the cannonball pooplets lately--nothing but grape shot.

by Matty Bogs February 10, 2008

Grape Soda

A tasty soft drink that Blacks can't get enough of. It's often accompanied by a bag of barbequed potato chips. This combo can be eaten as breakfast lunch or dinner.

"Yo man, get me a bag of barbqued chips, and don't forget my grape soda."

by Whitey Black October 7, 2008

seedless grape

A complete moron.

That seedless grape really pisses me off.

by SpiffyBiffy June 16, 2004

concord grape

a cultivated variety of the fox grape, Vitis labrusca

The concord grape is used in making jelly, juice, and wine.

by kkddff November 4, 2009

Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.

"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"

by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011

grape drank

black people version of grape juice with the exception of:
nutrients and vitamins
consists of:
sugar, water, and of course purple

jimmy: hey you want some grape juice
shawn:what? nigga wtf is juice i want some grape drank baby, it's purple
jimmy: im not sure i know what grape drink is
shawn:what?
jimmy:i got some apple juice
shawn:WTF IS JUICE!! i want some apple drank. it's greeeeeeeen

by da_him March 8, 2009

grape fruit

A technic to suck your mans dick to make it feel good

I gave my man grape fruit he moaned all night long

by PJ the man 233 September 10, 2016