grandpa pop

An extraordinarily good and well loved person.

“Man, I wish I was like grandpa pop.”

“You are, kid. You are.”

by anothercoolmove March 4, 2020

Good Game Grandpa

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.

"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

Fukushima Grandpa

An older person willing to sacrifice themselves to save younger people.

"That old dude that clacked off a vest at the Klan rally was a real Fukushima Grandpa!"

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024

grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

grandpa hopper

When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.

If you don't shut up, I am going to grandpa hopper you.

by Super E Money October 18, 2007