goof

a goof is a child molester in prison that likes little boys , they are usually murdred or beaten into comas.

to bag a goof gets glory and rewards.

by alyson wilcox (corrections student) May 13, 2005

goofa

Huge crater holes in its skin,
also search freak.
Noticed by its hunched back,
tall and lanky, ugly rocky-type
face of pimples.
Also called the monster of the
black lagoon. Can be found in
swamps on occasions sitting in
a pile of muck. Is also known
to stalk people from a distance.
If you think it is a Goofa.
Then i 100% advise you to run.

"Its the monster from the black lagoon! (Goofa)"
"Goofa needs #INF bars of soap"
"Goofa needs #INF bottles of clearasil"
(#INF means Infinite)

by <:: 1337 H4x0r DuD3 ::> November 14, 2004

goof

(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).

(n.) A silly or inept person.

Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).

by papermachete December 28, 2005

goofgirl

A girl who is extremely goofy in a cute kind of way. Usually her name is Lisa. She probably has a legendary rack.

Wow, look at that goofgirl. What a super goofy personality she is displaying! What a rack!

by MrCoolMacDaddy April 23, 2011

skid rat goof

A skid, who is a rat and a goof. Somebody who hangs out with losers...you know, the loser group of people where there's so many losers they feel extreme, but are actually skids because they smoke butts and have pimples...and they're jealous of your ultimate coolness, so they rat you out to police. Thus enabling you to call them a goof. Might not actually be a child fucking goof, but the next worse thing.

It's your best friend's bday and you go out to the bar, even though you are on probation and have a court order against it. You see a skid rat goof in the bar and ignore them as they're obviously way below your pimp status. While you're stumbling back to your place at 4am that morning, the cops pick you up because they had an "anonymous tip" that your drunk ass was out on the street.

You: "That fucking skid rat goof!"

by westernclassics October 13, 2009

gooficus maximus

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.

Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Goof-Troop

A group of goofy ass niggas

"HEY GOOF-TROOP, FUCK YOU!!!"
"look at this fuckin Goof-Troop"

by Nick The Gay May 28, 2019