Desperate goggles

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
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grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.
HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.
by McBigOne December 27, 2009
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ganja goggles

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"
by POONANIPARTY February 17, 2015
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sale goggles

Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
by Kayiemm February 24, 2010
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Legal Goggles

When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.

Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...

John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
by SteelerfaninPeru March 28, 2010
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Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.
After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.
by Squeebert_ February 08, 2017
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fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
by sexylilstylist December 27, 2011
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