gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

gopher girl

A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.

"Why is Lisa even here? She just runs around as her boss's gopher girl."

by Spartiate January 9, 2015

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016

gemph

Messy stuff; litter; rubbish

In television, TV director says

"Get that gemph out of the back of my shot"

by GIANQ July 17, 2006

geochotch

A guy who tries to impress women by inundating her with his international travel stories while making it plain that he is a global trekker and has been to lots of different countries.

Usually is sexually motivated and uses his geochotch image to get one hand under the shirt.

Only a geochotch would waste a perfectly good bottle of wine of conversations about salt lakes and rubber trees.

by Caefus February 16, 2008

Geoshank

To shank someone with a geometry compass

After years of threats, the disgruntled child finally geoshanked his teacher

by Pitking4975 July 1, 2009

Gopher holing

Similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one's finger in the anus, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.

The idea of sticking my finger up her ass, even after she asked for it was off putting. But later I found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014