murderous geese

1. A murderous waterfoul that somehow manages to gather up his gaggle to play violent, sexist, rock music to clueless West Virginians.

Damn, those Murderous Geese were amazing last night, they made my clit pores drip passion.

by Christoph Dammit December 25, 2007

Geeks

Geeks and nerds are smart people who like to play RPGs all day long. Geeks are polytheistic. Their gods include Stan Lee, George Lucas, and the guys who created Lord of the Rings and Star Trek and other people who have created shit about space and superheros.

1. Hey, that geek sure does love to play World of Warcraft.

2. Geeks would suck Obi-wan's balls if they had the chance.

by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007

geesh

carbonated soft drinks. The geesh sound is made when opening the bottle or can

im thirsty, i need a bottle of geesh

by dannyboy2021 June 22, 2008

Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

gees

Jesus, jees, jeeeesus, geeesus, gees

"The Cowboys are leading 28-0"
"Gees"

by Benteke October 6, 2015

geesus

the polite way to blapheme God's name

geesus! like god damn it

by machinegorillaz January 26, 2004

geetar

A cute or clever way of saying 'guitar'. Often used when someone really likes guitars, and uses this as an alternative. Depending on what text it's used in, it often is elongated like: geeeeetar. This way, showing how it would actually sound. It's only a goofy way of saying 'guitar'. All us dorks use it. xD

Dude, I love to play the geeeeeetar.

by Anna September 18, 2003