Gage ryals horrible, mean, but can be funny Sometimes. Is the type to fuck a cockroach if it’s ass is fat enough. Has bad hygiene and don’t brush his teeth.
A young man that lives in Pleasant Grove, Alabama. He is what some myspace users call famous. he has over 10k and has talked to other famous myspace people, and has more friends then most bands do.
omg gage comma from myspace?!?! i lurk his myspace all the time! hes sooooo hott.
Gage is NOT a weeb and is a known victim of cyberbullying, Sheryl. He is incredibly fun to be around and has an enormous penis and 10 girlfriends who go to a different school. He is cool, popular, and sunglasses, and his voice is masculine and sensual.
"Wow, is that Gage Harman? I hear he's totally sunglasses."
"Omg I think it is! I wish I could be with him, but he only thinks of me as a mom."