Guitar Hero

It's a game with a toy, plastic guitar that has a few brightly colored buttons on the toy fretboard. If someone just wants to play Guitar Hero for the fun of it sometimes, then that's fine. But if a person is playing it all the time, they should devote themselves to a more meaningful activity...like learning to play a real guitar. Playing a real instrument is a lifelong skill and asset. Playing Guitar Hero too much is just a waste of time, because sooner or later it will become dated and uncool.
Person 1: Dude, I am so good at Guitar Hero.

Person 2: I play a real electric guitar. I suggest you try it. You can buy a starter pack with everything you need for about $100 and teach yourself. It's actually worth while.

Person 2: Good idea!

Person 3: I play Guitar Hero sometimes, but not too much. And I don't have the time to learn a real instrument.

Person 1: Okay, enjoy Guitar Hero then.
by Real Guitarist and Bassist March 16, 2008
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guitar hero

A game that once mastered, makes up for losing all your friends.
Joe: "Damn man, I've been playing Guitar Hero for 3 months straight! I finally beat all the songs on Expert Mode"
Frank: "Who're you, again?"
Joe: "Um... Joe.. Your best friend..?"
Frank: "Oh, that's right.. you played Guitar Hero instead of hanging with me! I remember. Haven't seen you in months. Yeah, I hate you."
Joe: "It's alright, man. I now have the coolest looking guitar in the game. That totally makes up for not having any friends."
Frank: "Fuck off."
by Zakul December 07, 2007
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Rockstar with no guitar

You: Why is that guy twitching?
Me: He's a rockstar with no guitar..
You: What? ...oooooh!
by Kirby Vile April 09, 2008
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guitar pete

Cartoon monkey that plays guitar in a band with a stoner penguin and religous bagel.
Guitar Pete is the greatest cartoon monkey who plays guitar with a bagel and penguin ever!
by dan vegas March 03, 2004
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Guitar Guy

The ass clown at parties that plays guitar to seduce women and steal the pussy from everyone else. The ass clown is usually an asshole, but puts on a show for the ladies.
by Snicker Tits January 27, 2009
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guitar face

The measure by which you can tell what a guitar player is like while making love by watching his facial expressions as he plays guitar.
You can tell he's good in bed, he has great guitar face!
by SicolaGal May 11, 2010
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wiener guitar

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.
by Chuck May 02, 2003
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