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Trapped Grandma

A gamer who doesn't go to school
Harry: Hey sohail, why isn't Rucco going to school
Sohail: I don't know man, I think he's a Trapped Grandma
by Hatman222 March 1, 2022
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kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
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Grandma-ma

1. Larry Johnson, LJ, retired NBA player. Power Forward, Small Forward. Played for the Charlotte Hornets and New York Knicks. The nickname originates when he played for the Hornets in a series of Converse commercials in which LJ dressed up like an old lady. LJ is most remembered for a 4-point play in the closing moments of Game 7 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Championship that elevated the New York Knicks past the Indiana Pacers. Johnson played college ball at UNLV, and won the National Championship.

2. Larry Johnson, Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs. Is primarily only called Grandma-ma by Chris Berman on Sunday NFL Countdown, because his name is also Larry Johnson.
1. Spreewell drives, dishes it out to Grandma-ma, for three... YES!

2. Huard hands to Grandma-ma, and he COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY!
by anonymous 777777 January 26, 2008
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hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.
Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?
by vegetax6 July 22, 2009
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grandma skin

the patch of really wrinkly skin on your elbow.
caro murph yer grandma skin is mad crunk!
by em coop February 14, 2005
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Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.
You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!
by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010
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grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.
i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.
by shaun flowers January 8, 2008
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