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a goon is a person who does anything a person says. backing one person up in a conversation. a goon is like a persons minion.
sam: says shampoo is bad for you
harry: no its not!
jayden: backs up sam and sides with him
harry: ur so his goon!
goon by yuuyuyuy987435 April 28, 2021
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A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.
Goon by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021
a nickname my bff made me!! his nickname is princess or pretty boy πŸ˜πŸ‘
β€œshut up goon”
goon by trystan the goon November 22, 2021
Sam weidman
Do u know Sam weidman?

Yeah, he a goon.
Goon by Alex Taylor December 21, 2021
Patrice was a total Goon!
Goon by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022
A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.
Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"
Goon by Goonmaster April 8, 2022