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girlfriend

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.
by Pete May 7, 2003
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First Girlfriend

A lot of guys do pussy/stupid shit when they're whipped on their first ever girlfriend. This is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.
Example A)

Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!

Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.

Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.

Example B)

Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?

Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.

Guy 3: Fair enough.
by Ddizzz August 8, 2010
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not boyfriend/girlfriend

a boy/girl who you have feelings for and he/she has feelings for you and you both know it. You might even go on dates, but for some reason you are not officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
Suzy: "Are Rita and Josh going out?"

Brittany: "No, they're not boyfriend/girlfriend."
by Glamherst Designer October 4, 2009
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Girlfriendervention

Girlfriendervention (noun) : A girlfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your girlfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic girlfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Girlfriendervene)
Mike knew a girlfriendervention was in order when he found the bunny in the pot on the stove.
by jlkred September 1, 2009
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Girlfriend

You came to find your ideal girl here because you don't have one and will never find one

Boy 1: I looked for Girlfriend on the Urban Dictionary
Boy 2: Let me guess, you feel worse now?
Boy 1: Yup
by Blazing_Fire_ April 9, 2016
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Girlfriend

Something that you will never have.
"Imagine being stupid like Bobby"
"Yeah, I heard he doesn't even have a girlfriend"
by Snifflypig August 4, 2020
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MMO Girlfriend

The girl you commonly hang out with while in-game of your favorite massively multi-player online role-playing game. Her irl boyfriend plays an MMORPG, but she doesn't like the one he plays, so she happens to play the one you like. This results in you and your MMO Girlfriend spending more time with each other than with your irl relationships. You are either single irl, or your irl girlfriend/wife does not play MMOG's, in which case you will soon be single irl. You are not allowed by your MMO Girlfriend to complete quests or advance level without her, so you will likely create at least one other alternate toon to play while she is offline.
To your friends in Vent, this relationship is especially comical if you chose to make your in-game character a female, and your MMO Girlfriend chose to make her toon a male. This is actually a very common occurrence, due to the male player's desire to create an attractive toon to stare at, and the female player's desire to remain largely unidentifiable as a female irl.
by Mixel Cores March 18, 2011
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