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futu

1. (verb) Guernesias and Twatois for fucked.
Similiar to the French foutu. Most Guernsey people speak English the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, "futu" is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.

2. (noun) The name of a Guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: Guernsey Futu (this makes a pun that Guernsey is "knackered" or "broken", as well as "fucked", by its politicians)
Use 1a. "J'suis futu" (Guernsiase contraction of "Je suis foutu") - I am fucked. (lit)
1b. "I'm completely futu."

Use 2. "Did you see the latest FUTU?
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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A rap group from L.A. also written as OFWGKTA, or simply Odd Future. Made popular by Tyler, the Creator, and satanic brown-nosers.
"Ayo mayn, you been listenin to Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All."

"You know you could just say Odd Future."

"DAFUQ YU TALKIN BOUT MAYN"
by Regular Future Tiger Gang Kill January 15, 2012
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no-future-having-ho

Usually a girl. (usually younger: 13-15 yrs) (Usually new at a school) that starts LOOKING for all the potheads, and doing anything to get into their good graces and tryimng to fit into their little druggie clique. Even though they have no intention of doing drugs themselves. They just like to act bad-ass as if they do. Once they have posed their way into the group, they get introduced to the groups boyfriends(usually older like 17-22, do drugs too) and the younger sluts all get high and have sex, alternating every other week. The said "no-future-having-ho", willingly makes out with the groups older guys, and claims to have sex with them, even though theyre still a virgin.

Long story short. A no-future-having-ho is a young girl who thinks everyone loves her, with no aspirations for herself, no morals,
and no way of ever having a happy life.
"omg, did u hear about jessica, that no-future-having-ho slept with nathen?"

"yeah, i heard he's turning 17!"

"omg, i know, shes only 13!!!"

"whatever, he'll just get pissed when he finds out she made out with nick..."

"isnt he 19 though? And isnt he always high?"

"yeah."

"what a ho...."
by noneyobeezwaxxxxxx November 23, 2007
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Futsetta

1. The Hawaiian version of the "Boogie Man." Name of an imaginary witch used to threaten children who misbehave.

2. Indie/Punk band from Salt Lake City, UT.
You bettah be kwite! Els FUTSETTA gon getchu!
by Suave July 1, 2009
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futurama

One of the best funniest shows ever made. One in a pack with Family Guy, The Simpsons, and King Of The Hill.
Futurama kicks ass as we all should watch it.
by hhhh November 11, 2003
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The Futureheads

The futureheads are not Irish as the previous entry says, they are from Sunderland in England and therefore are mackems. They produce fabulous music and you should buy their album now!
The futureheads make wonderful music that you can dance too!
by QueenOfThePixies April 14, 2006
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futsek

A South African word in the Afrikaans language to say "go away, you dog"
Futsek Man !
by NYAOPE May 22, 2016
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