fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

keqing scammer files

keqing scammer files. a server on discord.com to report scammers

contains ☝🏾🤓

have you heard about the newest report in keqing scammer files / ksf? 😱

by nyima April 24, 2023

fail burger with a side of fries

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't

1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"

by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010

friesen

A beautiful man, with a stunning beard and zero jawline. He is frequently seen being tormented by center tags and comic sans every single day. What a tragedy! He also likes to imagine that Mike Roan jumps off of a glorious waterfall and swan dives into a pond whenever he showers. He despises his Web Design students that use colors that clash and comic sans for your website layout. Also did I mention he HAAAAATES the center tag?

Wow, Seth Friesen sure is a hunk! <3 ;)

by FriesenloverXD October 15, 2017

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

boardwalk fries

a term describing the scrotum after a combination of sweat and lack of bathing causes it to emit the odor of potatoes and vinegar

After walking an entire 18 holes of golf, Tommy was cooking up some serious boardwalk fries.

by teekay5601 August 17, 2008

Disco Fries

Originated in Canada but perfected in New Jersey this combination of brown gravy, mozzarella cheese and HOT crispy steak fries is the perfect end to a late night of binge drinking. Personally the best places to get them are Six Brothers or Tick Tock, but occasionally some random spot'll have em too. Oh and eat them with a large root beer on the side, nothing like it!

Damn, I need some disco fries other wise I'm gonna have a crazy hang over in the morning.

by DiscoFryGirl December 26, 2007