French Fuckup

Notre Dame on the 15th of April 2019. Another synonym for this would also be Melted Bible.

I worked at Notre Dame under the French Fuckup

by T0b14s October 20, 2019

french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit french murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

French Enema

The cleansing of your anal cavity using a fine aged wine.

The most exciting and innovative way to clean your butthole? French Enema.

by Timmy Pants October 15, 2010

french kissing

you and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked

adam and i french kissed when we were making out and he said i do it well :-p

by nunya business December 1, 2003

French Doorknob

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.

"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"

by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009

French coat

Slang word for condom. Interestingly, the French equivalent is CAPOTE ANGLAISE, which means "English coat."

Be sure to wear a French coat.

by radiohead3885 April 15, 2005

French Bath

To douse ones self with copious amounts of any God awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too damn lazy to actually shower. The end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that's smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.

Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.

If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.

I know it's 90 degrees out and I haven't showered for a fort night, but I'll just take a French Bath and no one will be the wiser.

by UrbanJinx June 9, 2014