non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

forgive

To forget about it

come on matey, forgive that idea, you're never gonna beat me!

by Mojo April 7, 2004

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

Foregin

The Act of presenting Gin before an event or activity. A common tradition in Alert, Nunavut.

Guy 1: Dude, I've got some beer. Let's get hammered.

Guy 2: Not before a Foregin!

by racerbox January 13, 2009

Frogin

When you get so angry with someone and you want to tell them too fuck off but get so dazed by the anger that you say Frogin instead

Katy:bahaha im anoying you hahah beat that No you cant hahahaa WOOOO
Hannah: aaaarrrggghhhhhh FROGIN!!!!

by Dont believe the truth May 21, 2006

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

Foggin'

When one looks outside and can't decide if it's rain or fog.

Ma, It's foggin' outside

by Harjitsu February 18, 2011