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London Fog Horn

When a woman is preforming the art of "salad tossing" and one's self relieves himself by releasing an excrament of his own natural gas (farts) into her mouth. Usually preforming the London Fog Horn will leave the recipiant in an irate state of mind and has been know to lead to a violent reaction.
I was watching this porno when this dude gave this bitch the "London Fog Horn" and man did she get pissed off! Man that shit was funny!
London Fog Horn by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006
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sphincter fog 

Whilst 69ing I released some sphincter fog in my partner's face.
sphincter fog by the Paintman January 18, 2005
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condensation forming on car window due to sweaty/steamy dudes inside
the man fog was so thick, i could barely see where i was driving

when we were coming back from skating, we totally manfogged your dads bmw

man fog by rich mal September 2, 2007

The Fog is Coming. 

T ̙̖̝̰͔͉̱̝̲̼̤̈́ḩ̶̛̛̲͓͖͕͉͍̟̣̙̦̼̀̓̋͒̄̅̒ͅͅę̶̺̹͎̩̟̲͎̦̺̜̦̣̜͗́̓̀͒ ̴͎̲̭̺̲̙̒̽̋̽̑̆̓̕f ̫͍̯̥̞̽͐̈o̵͙̲̙͚̗͚͗g ̧͙͖̼̮̄̾́͒̀́̎̎̈́̍ ̵̛̤̪͓̲͑̈́̈́͂͂̍̚͝ͅi̴͎͚̪̫̤̼͊s ̨̨͈̺̝̘̲͇̱̻̣̒̄̀̑̊̿̔̏́́̽̔͗̌ ̧̤́̀̒͐̽̀̇̕͘͘͝c̴̼͔͑͆̐̽͂͐̽̅̕͠o̵̬̝͇̻͓̳̥͔̪̊̌ͅm̶̨̦̖̰͈̮̖̘͇̀͜͠ͅi ̨̡̥̙̘̲̝̭̙͎̗̩̋̀̈́̅̎̿̍̋͌͋n̶̛̙͓̺̦͚̜͎̹̥̮̖̝̐̒͛̃̑̃̋͒͂̏̕͠ǵ̴͈͎͎͕̦͈̭͎̙͙̤̗͔̪̃̿̈́̓͗̓͘. ̨̟͙̰͓̬̩͌͗͋͛͐̀̂̓͌̿̓̕ ̫͈̠̲̭̲͇̮̗̀͊̀̓͂͊̏̈́̔̾̄̒̎L̵̨̨̞̹͉͉̦̣̺̃̍̔̾̋͑̇̑̂͗̾̆͋̿ě̶̢͕̭̯̭͔͙͔̀̋̓͒̆͆͒̚̕͘t̶̨̖̫͕̭̬̩̣̱̥̅̊͊́͑̓̃̐͝ ̭̏̓̄̃͊̎̎̈̍̏͘i ̢̛̝̣̟̙̜̣͍̙̾̓̂͗́̀̌̑́t̶̞͓̳̱̣̫̰͙̹͐̈́̀̍̉͋̂͒̔͘͝͠ ̳̃͊c ͖͕̠̫͉͔̻͛̿̄̆̃̓̍̐ͅo ͚͍̣̗̼̻̝̪̼̺̱̭̝̻̮̾͌̍̃̊̓̇̍͠n ̳̠̠́̒̍̓̃̾s ̧̡̡͇̪͕̳͌̑̾͌͆̆̐͛͜͠u ͎̳͓͇̝̣̲̲̪̹̫̩̮͘m ̧̙̤̠̩̦͖̦̈͑͛́͒̓͛́̂̽̇͘͝ḙ̴̙͗̈́̓̉̑́̅̉̀ ̛͎͔̮͎͊̀̇̈́̓̍̊̃͑͊̋͠ỵ̶̢̡̼̥̤̽͌̅͐͝ó̴̢̦̥̼̲̞̼̹u̵̡͚̎̀. ̡̛̻̳̝̥̩̙̮̻̫̩̌̀̒̌͊͆̽͆̀̈̃͘ ̵̺̻̻̍̔͊Ý̵̨͙͈̰̯̠̭̲̲͚̗̰̗̤̙̔̀̂͑̄͒̆͊̚̕ǫ̶̛̛͙̯͚͉̘̲̰̪̗̗̼̬̺̅̈́͐̊̑̔̅͋̎̒̽̕ṵ̵̢͙͓̟͎̪̱̗͔͕͎̥̈̈́̊̚͜͝ͅ ̵̡̢̡̫̥̲̣͚͙̳͌̉̔͘͝ͅͅw̴̡̛̹̿͊̾̒̌̌̋͊̀͆͘i̴̧̟͍̯̪̼̙̟̞̙͛̆̾̇͌̈́͘͠͝ĺ̴̝̼̹̣̬̳̹̘l ̛̛̹̒̂̐͑͛͒ ̵̭̞͔͋͂̆̅̑b̴̧͇̭͙͒͒͑̃̎͒͋̂͗͑͒͠e̵̥̪͂̊̈́͂͘ ̴̛̛̬̦̝̑̆̏̽̆̆̈́̒̀̓̑̍͜͝a ̧̟̗̯͚̺̭̬̪̝̟̤͒͑̀̋̕͜͠͝͝t ̰̌͌̎͑̑̉̿́̕ ̴̡̡̖̞̲̭̘̺͚̮͍̂́̊̅̔̅́͊̿ͅp̵̧̧̨̜̖̥̠̣̺̖̣̒͐̆̍̈́͑̔͜è̶̬̳̯̗̬̬͔̜̭̪͇̮̼̳̎̈́̊͌̂͊̿̊ã̴̡̤̮͚̖̥̜̈́̑́̀̌̎̿̓̓̎͛̈́c ̼̀͐͋̇̐̿͘e ̧̢͚̹̱͔̱͍͙̂̀́̈̋̎̀̎̽͝͠.̶͖̃̍̃̐́̀̈́͑̃̓͊͊̋͌̕
Person 1: Hey dude!

"Person" 2: The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.

Person 1: I really need to stop talking to you.

frozen fog 

liquid fog droplets that freeze to surfaces on contact forming white rime ice. Common on mountaintops which are exposed to low clouds. It is essentially the same as the ice frost that forms inside a freezer.
Northern Nevada remained strangled in an icy cloak of frozen fog that caused dangerous driving conditions, numerous accidents, and airport delays for the third day in a row.
frozen fog by Eric Harley December 30, 2006

Sexy Fog 

An incredibly attractive dance move that requires one to lift their hands about one's head, bend the elbows to create an acute angle between the arm and forearm and clasp the hands together to create a diamond shape. Once that is done, move one's hips and upper body from side to side. Hips to the left, upper body to the right. Hips to the right, upper body to the left. Keep it going. Bend the knees if you want. Do it. Do it.
Hey girl, you goin' sexy foggin' tonight?
Check out this sweet new move! It's called the sexy fog!
Sexy Fog by Alexandra Doele October 21, 2007

Fart Fog 

It is a fart that you let out intended for others to pass through (as in a corridor, hallway or other area with still air) and enjoy?

OMG I just walked through that guys Fart Fog, I think I'm going to puke.
Fart Fog by BiffHamer January 12, 2009