floridabulous

An action or event so incredibly stupid, trashy and/or inexplicably bizarre and defying common sense and logic which always only seems to be committed by or in the state of Florida.

What's that? A two headed alligator? Floridabulous!

by KiSR November 29, 2014

florida peach

a hot female from the state of florida

I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her

by TokenIranian June 6, 2015

Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.

She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper

by HulkHulk June 19, 2016

Florida nigga heist

The act of stealing a niggas marijuana while he is smoking it, and selling it to a nearby buyer

Oh shit! Michael just pulled a Florida nigga heist on them niggas smokin bomb ass weed in the corner!

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018