Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

flora bukkake

The act of an object being covered in pollen to the point that it turns yellow.

Ted: "What is this yellow shit all over my car?"

Fred: "flora bukkake."

by Procrastinatron November 14, 2011

flora and fauna

plants and animals (flora is plants; fauna is animals)

"Hey mum, what's that flora and fauna called?"

by teachers-pet May 13, 2012

filthy flores

It is a dirty sanchez with a twist! instead of just wiping the shit above your partners lips u also shove your cock down their throat and tada!!!! It was first done by a guy named andre

My old lady was really pissing me off the other night, so while I was plowing her in the ass, I pulled out just before I nutted and opted to give her a filthy flores instead!

by J-hold July 12, 2007

Florida Man

A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things

One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man

by YuOfTheNight August 19, 2019

josymar flores

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.

The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.

by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005

floris

A man that is very kind, super cool, and fun loving. All girls in his area or school have liked him, and probably had a go at him. Floris is a very picky man, but when hes got the right girl, he goes to the max. He usually doesn't go crazy with a girl with his friends there, but when they are alone, OOO YEEE. Girls love him for his looks, and his body. He is amazing at sports, and the best in bed. ''floris'' is also a term used when a girl has an amazing orgy. Floris knows what he's doing, and nothing is ever as good when Floris isn't there!!

Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!

Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!

by themanthatknows February 16, 2008