flop lag

A phrase used to describe the occurance in hold 'em style poker in which the cards on the flop match perfectly to the two cards held in your hand during the previous deal.

I experienced flop lag over and over again during last nights game. I had big slick, ace-king in the first hand and the dealer flopped a pair of aces and a king in the second hand.

by buymeflowers November 10, 2005

Flop Crotch

When you walk on the beach in flip flops and they kick sand up into your crotch. the resulting sand that gets stuck in and around the crotchal area gives you flop crotch.

"Ugh, on the walk back from the beach I got some total flop crotch."

by Lou Miles July 24, 2009

Flips my nuggets

Verb: Something that really irks, annoys or frustrates you. Worse than getting aggravated but not as bad as pissed the fuck off or FFFFFUUU-. Sometimes when spoken emphasis is put on “flips” for a little extra punch.

Also: flipping my nuggets (present tense) / flipped my nuggets (past) / will flip my nuggets (future)

1. (After spilling food on your expensive shirt) I just got this dry cleaned yesterday. That FLIPS my nuggets!

2. Guy (thinking to himself): It’s my birthday! Going to get some action!
Girl: Sorry, it’s a no go tonight. Aunt flo is calling.
Guy: Dammit! That flips my nuggets!

3. Guy one: I’m starving! How much longer until that pizza gets here? It’s got to be soon.
Guy two: We ordered it only 5 minutes ago. It’s going to take at least 40 more minutes
Guy one: That flips my nuggets!

by AB Beef April 30, 2011

Flipsletten

Ein besonderer Weihnachtsbaumschmuck
eine zuckerstange aus erdnussflips und saltz stange
- A special Christmas decoration from germany

A candy cane make from chips and pretzel sticks

Flipsletten hängen am Baum

by The tar lung December 23, 2019

pancake flop

Action where one reaches out, and slaps a victims boob upwards, follwed by a swift downward slapping motion.

I really hate when people pancake flop my boobies.

by Mallory12345 October 27, 2006

wiener flop

When a male jumps off the diving board wiener first and the force rips off his penis

When the boy attempted the wiener flop his penis ripped of and they had to evacuate the pool

by Tylershmid6969 November 22, 2014

Smash Her Flaps In

Slang term referring to the desire to have sex with a woman.

"Yeah I'd well smash her flaps in!"
"Her flaps need a good smashing!"
"I'm guna take you home and smash your flaps in till they fall off!"
"I'd love to smash your flaps in!"

by seany_baby April 22, 2009