January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

Filipino Finger Trap

The sexual act of two large men and one midget woman giving one man oral sex and the other anal sex simultaneously and the men's penises touching while inside

Remember when we killed that bitch and dropped her in the lake because she refused to give you a Filipino Finger Trap?

by Kitsunes Balls September 19, 2021

Filipino mom

The type of mom who wants to control your decisions and never respects your opinions.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.

My Filipino mom hits me everyday

by Eypsy February 10, 2024

filipino syrup

The act of urinating in a woman's ass and then proceeding to drink the urine through a straw

How is it with Alice? Oh things are great last night we made some filipino syrup the other night

by GothSimp69 November 5, 2023

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022