Ferns

Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.

Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.

by nick newg November 14, 2005

Ferndale

A small victorian town just south of Eureka, it is most hated by teenagers but loved by senior citizens.

Hey, im going to ferndale wanna come?" "no, i hate that place, its full of old people and its lame.

by i like big black cocks. March 19, 2011

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

fernandez claw

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.

man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.

by stevert December 11, 2008

fernley-esque

Anything executed with severe elegance and/or grace resulting in ejaculation for all witnesses

Did you see Zidane's goal??

MAN, that was fernley-esque!

by Shadi February 20, 2007

San Fernando Valley

A region in Los Angeles county that is north of the Santa Monica mountains. Also bordered by the Santa Susana Mountains and the San Gabriel Mountains. Most of the San Fernando Valley is part of the city of Los Angeles but other cities that reside there include Calabassas, San Fernando, Burbank, and Glendale. The city of Hidden Hills is on the edge and may or may not be considered part of the San Fernando Valley. The portion that is part of Los Angeles tried to succeed and form its own city through a vote in 2002 but was unsuccessful. This is the region that the term Valley Girl refers to. The area code is 818 and this is the center of the U.S. pr0n aka porn industry.

The neighborhoods in the San Fernando Valley that are part of the city of Los Angeles are Arleta, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Encino, Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Northridge, Pacoima, Panorama City, Porter Ranch, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Toluca Lake, Tujunga, Van Nuys, Valley Village, West Hills, Winnetka, and Woodland Hills.

If they had been successful in succeeding from Los Angeles the SFV would have become the 5th largest city in the country. It could hold all of Baltimore, Washington DC, and Boston.

For more information also see sfv and the valley.

In the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty he sings about the San Fernando Valley, specifically Reseda.

by Nelson B August 10, 2005

Fern

A gorgeous girl. Long blonde hair down to her butt. She has crystal blue eyes and is very tall. She is amazing at sport and loves art. Her personality is Caring, Sweet, Generous. Boys love her!

Omg, she is hot. She must be a Fern!

by rockandroll123 October 22, 2017