felching

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.

see "a kilo"

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

felchanigga

1. Felch's name in ebonics.
2. A nigga who enjoys felching.

"What is your name in ebonics?"
"Uh...Felchanigga"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A FELCHANIGGA?"

by obv666 February 8, 2010

Double Felchman

A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.

I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.

by I am Carl's Legend February 23, 2011

FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

aka b. ROPER

Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.

by SID November 13, 2003

Felching

The retrieval of sperm from the anus via suction

I watched this great porno last night, and after they guy came, they videoed the guy felching her, and it was so cool.

by Maxiboy225 May 7, 2018

uni-felcher

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

by v August 31, 2003