Felton

spontanious young man that has a remis of around 2 inches and enjoys a fresh batch of toffee

"I just wipped up a fresh batch of toffee, somebody call Felton"

Girl: "Get your remis out of me and get the toffee."

Boy: "Rah Rah Rah no one understands you she-bear"

by Jlml October 25, 2010

Feltonism

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.

Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".

by Stokie Tony November 15, 2013

Chunky Feltch

The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.

It took a while but she finally let me chunky feltch her.

by Richard Chode June 27, 2007

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 6, 2010

Feltchmonger

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005