Page feeding 

The act of mindlessly staring at the Facebook homepage waiting for new content to be created.

MATT: What have you done today?

JAMES: Nothing mate i've been bored shitless, Just been Page feeding all morning.

Page feeding by fkaldemhatas April 23, 2011

bottom feeding 

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

bottom feeding by cforcopy March 30, 2015

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

are you feeding the fish cups of tea? by Amy_duck January 30, 2021

spoon feeding 

When a couple is laying chest to back (spooning) under a blanket, and the "little spoon" farts, the smell is channeled by the cavity between the two bodies, blanket, and bed directly into the face of the "big spoon."

I refuse to snuggle with my girlfriend after sex anymore. I'm afraid she'll wind up spoon feeding me a broccoli fart again.

spoon feeding by Anarch0n August 14, 2010

Bottom feeding 

Sucking on another mans gooch

I was bottom feeding and caught his ass hair lice

Bottom feeding by Feast April 10, 2015

Bird Feeding

A new branch of S&M where one throws up whatever is in one's stomach and your partner eats it.

Friend 1 "After having a fantastic dinner last night with my girlfriend we went home and I gave her a bird feeding."

Friend 2 "That is some heinous shit man"

Bird Feeding by MnJarvis November 13, 2011

bottom feeding dog slappa 

A lazy bastid of New England origin, most likely seen drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Shlitz while contemplating how to remove a stump from his property without damaging his trailer. Will often bum ciggarettes, money, beer, weed, or anything that has monetary value.

Hey ma, where's pa?

That bottom feeding dog slappas' out back rastlin' with that ole stump agin. Tell him to get down to the packy' and get some Boones Farm, 2 packs of Marlboro's and some cheese

bottom feeding dog slappa by Big Bad Bricky September 23, 2006