cramp in the face

The lovely look on your face after you wake up

Example A

Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.

Example B

Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...

by sevenEND September 25, 2010

Banksy's Face

Something that is rare, never seen, or unheard of. Usually regarding to an object or subject that is too cool for school.

"I've never heard this song before... this shit is Banksy's face."

"Yo my new watch is Banky's face."

"You've never seen shoes like these dude. Banky's face bitch!"

by V$A June 22, 2012

resting ho face

When no matter the situation you look like a ho.

Wow Daniel has a bad case of resting ho face.

by AKKPANO June 9, 2016

Resting Fart Face

When someones relaxed face looks like they just smelled a fart.

I saw sally today, you ever notice she always looks like she just smelled a fart? she has a resting fart face.

by AngDevilo November 22, 2017

Resting Stoner Face

The appearance of being under the influence of marijuana at all times, even when not high. Often happens to people who smoke too often.

Person 1: "is Todd stoned right now?"
Person 2: "No he just has a resting stoner face"
Person 1: "Oh gotcha"

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 May 19, 2018

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August

Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.

by Eliooo August 12, 2021

your face

The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.

person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)

by Blake and David April 3, 2004