fuck you kitty

When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.
you: "here, kitty, kitty."

your cat: (ignores you and starts licking it's ass)

you:"fuck you kitty"
by MA Schmidt March 7, 2008
mugGet the fuck you kittymug.

fuck you mean

A shortened form of "What the fuck do you mean?", largely used when the person using the phrase takes a comment in a negative way.
"I'm just sayin' man, yo momma good in bed."
"Fuck you mean, man?"
by guyatrandom August 5, 2009
mugGet the fuck you meanmug.

hey fuck you!

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win
Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
mugGet the hey fuck you!mug.

fuck you money

An very large amount of money, which would enable an individual to do pretty much whatever the fuck he or she wants. Fuck you money is not a fixed amount, but is just much more then anyone could realistically put to good use.
by fencehog February 12, 2003
mugGet the fuck you moneymug.

Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.
*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010
mugGet the Fuck you gumbymug.

fuck you screen

the "privacy" screen that people put on their blackberries so people can not see what they are doing, or writing to people. it is called this because it is just a huge fuck you to the other people around you.
Greg: Yo what're you saying to that girl? Oh right I can't see because you have a fuck you screen on. Asshole.
by marieguana August 14, 2010
mugGet the fuck you screenmug.

fuck you bitch

a phrase commonly said by a guy who has just broken up w. his girlfriend during a fight and doesnt want to talk nemore
Jenny: you have a tiny penis how cood i ever hav liked u

Bob: fuck you bitch
by napoleondynamite September 19, 2005
mugGet the fuck you bitchmug.

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