Figure it out

I'm glad you're finally ready to admit that you're just trying to torture me by trying to get me to solve a null-proposition while I sit here and die from whatever is causing the pressure in my skull.

A fucking retard "Figure it out."

Hym "There's nothing to figure out so if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to murder as many kids as possible."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

Figure gorkin

A term to define basketball haklers

Wow that man is a total figure gorkin

by Fnafman November 1, 2025

Smart figure

noun -- How the Japanese say "attractive" or "good looking". In order to say someone is smart, you would say "Smart head".

That blonde over there has a really smart figure.

by GatsbyLosClavos August 22, 2008

Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

by Urbanboy92 August 1, 2011

Stick figure

Icky vicky

Icky Vickey thinks she's so thick. No bish she is a stick figure

by Lindsay Corrin August 5, 2017

Bum-figurising

When an item of clothing makes the figure of someone’s bum look good

Hannah: ‘ Oo, John I got a new dress today. Do you like it?’

John: ‘Oo yeah, it’s really bum-figurising’

Hannah: ‘Hehe, thank you’

by UrbanDictioniser May 4, 2018

The figure

A phrase washed up traders shout when the are too lazy to say the precise even number of a stock price. Originally old school trader jargon shouted in a trading crowd to indicate a whole number price without any fraction.

Salestrader: "Buy 10000 Apple I would 175 the figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trader: "For fuck's sake Vinny I'm sitting right next to you"

by Bossmansally June 1, 2018