Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.

Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.

by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

by exef July 15, 2009

Ball Fiddler

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.

Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."

by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009

fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

fiddletown

The art of playing with your girls pussy when the situation doesn't call for it

Was watching The notebook when I decided to go to fiddletown with my girl

by Jimmy887222 February 18, 2017

Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003