Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands
You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!
by NotTonyHawk November 15, 2020
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Polar express

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
by May 27, 2021
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Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
by bush did 911 February 12, 2023
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Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
by ant14029 March 13, 2021
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Bipolar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019
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Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school
"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"
by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
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