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The Elevator Paradox 

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

tango elevator 

When a woman’s pubic hair is ginger, she has a Tango Elevator
In high school I wanted to be Ginger Spice so bad, I dyed my pubes orange so I could have a Tango Elevator
tango elevator by B00B00 The F00L January 9, 2020

Sex elevator 

A lift which you can stop wit a switch to fuck in.
Look that lift has a stop switch, you can have sex in it it is the perfect sex elevator
Sex elevator by Justin443 January 1, 2022

Dick Elevator 

The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now
Chad: Hey dude what u up to today bro
Dillon: Not much just being Brodies dick elevator, u?
Dick Elevator by Imala Snow January 7, 2022

mexican elevator 

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator
My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky
mexican elevator by FreddyM July 11, 2022

Chinese elevator 

An elevator left in poor conditions that it looks or/is about to break down
Man! I’m not going in that thing it looks like a Chinese elevator.”