East Haven

East Haven is a small town in CT known for its younger population of wannabe gangstas, roid-rage, greasy skin, obsession with the Gotti's, and fleet of suped up Honda Civics. Known in the 70's and 80's for its residents Camaros, big hair, and non-existent minority population, modern-day East Havener's are either trailer-park Momauguinites or snobbish Foxonites. Seniors abound in EH as the old guard of its mafia population is slowly dying off. A piss poor youth culture (of roid popping, no-sack guys and whorish girls) dominates EH which boasts of a Chili's, a bowling alley, and a Stop and Shop as its main attractions. In fact, most Easties flee town to do anything involving money (God forbid someone in town do well!). And worst of all, the concept "fair fight" is understood by no one - although real fights rarely occur (they are mostly shouting matchings that criticize people's moms and their cooking/sexual habits).

In a quick note, East Haven's girls are whores, guys have no balls, seniors control the town from 5AM to 11AM, and everyone thinks they make the best pasta sauce.

Wannabe Gangster from EH: Let's do it... meet me at the Green in an hour and we'll settle this.
Wannabe Gangster 2: Fine!

.... Later at the Green in East Haven, with 100's of civics lining the streets

Wannabe 1: You gonna do anything, or are we gonna wait for Officer Nick to come break this up?
Wannabe 2: Nah man, you might sue me. Besides, It took me an hour to do my hair all Gotti like this!

by ItalianStalion0213 July 24, 2008

East Peoria

Most boring place ever.

This place is so East Peoria.

by LaceyK October 16, 2008

east olympia

a hotspot in the state of washington for fireworks, mobile homes, broke down camaros, drunken streetracing and the occasional singlewide turned meth lab, just east of olympia, yet closer to tumwater, which is better then olympia because theres just to many damn hippies there

aka the greatest place on earth

cops: wheres the location of the boys you said were lighting off bottle rockets at trains
caller: east olympia

by rusty28 July 7, 2008

east jahunga

somewhere far away similar to east bumfuck...or the boonies

u live like 100 miles aaway out in east jahunga

by spanker1473 July 19, 2009

east coast is the beast coast

It's true, the east coast is pretty beast. Awesome cities, NYC, Boston, Philly, ATL, Miami etc. Great food, Italian, Chinese, Cuban, French, etc. The west coast only has one good state, California is cool, but Oregon and Washington? Pretty lame. Plus east coast is the original America. We strech from Maine to Florida, we beastttt at everything including sports. NY Giants Superbowl champions 0'8. NY Yankees pretty beast, and ATL Braves are awesome too. So you can have your one good state while we have like 13

West Coaster: West coast is like the best coast =!

Me: Might as well call it the California Coast, no body gives a fuck about Oregon or Washington, the only thing that california has that we don't is good weather year round, so yea EAST COAST IS THE BEAST COAST

by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008

East Stroudsburg North

Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.

"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.

"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."

by Student1 December 11, 2007

East Cupcake

Similar to bumfuck Egypt, indicates a small town, a one-horse town, a wide spot in the road.

She lived way the hell out in East Cupcake.

by junior goddess December 9, 2008