Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
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Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.
Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.
by Yeet90 November 15, 2020
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Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
by aretegroup June 17, 2018
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Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.
Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
by Ajacied June 20, 2020
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Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper
No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe
by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009
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dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart
"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
by klompfaker5608 September 01, 2023
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Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.
Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.
by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022
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