A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
by Yeet90 November 15, 2020
When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
by aretegroup June 17, 2018
Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
by Ajacied June 20, 2020
by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009
"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
by klompfaker5608 September 01, 2023
Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.
by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022