Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.
I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!
by RevJD July 07, 2014
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inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.
I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.
by Mmmmagick man April 06, 2023
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Savage Dorito

One of the spiciest Doritos around, it is a savage and it doesn't care about anyone are anything but itself. It intends to pull stunts like a daredevil. It also has a great sense of humor.
Chase: Man Ava you're a Savage Dorito
by YouFoundIsaac July 03, 2017
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Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
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limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.
you are a limp dorito
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Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.
Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .
by dave's egg December 08, 2023
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dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore
A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.
by Lizzy the potato queen May 14, 2017
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