doo doo magic

The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.

Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.

by Deaf Drummer June 5, 2010

Doo Doo Jesus

something you say when shit goes fuck

"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."

by kriss kross February 29, 2008

doo doo facial

A form of coprophilia, where a man/woman delicates on their partners face.

Related to the Cleveland steamer

Sarah gave me a doo doo facial last night during sex.

by Unknown01 May 8, 2008

doo doo yum yum

oral copulation of the anus

I heard Daniel got doo doo yum yum from that girl Kate

by dr spunkfest July 28, 2012

doo doo caca

doodoo caca doodooo caca boo boo

i luv t0 boo boo in ur ass

by hALYTYW July 17, 2004

doo-doo water

Phrase that means bad or complete and utter assfullness

the rams are the most doo-doo water team ever

by is not arthur January 1, 2020

doo doo mints

What a person must have been eating to have the horrible breath that is detonating from their foul mouth.

Man, that Derrick must've been chomping on some doo doo mints before he came in here!

by HahahahaKPFCU December 1, 2007