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veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.
by talboo July 31, 2003
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dick dilemma

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.
Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.
by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005
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Rotary Dialed

When a woman gets fingered forcefully by someone who is incredibly inexperienced
She was complaining the whole way home from that party because that guy she thought was perfect totally rotary dialed her in the guest room.
by Arby2013 January 15, 2012
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entymologist's dilemma

You learn one new fact (e.g. the scientific name of an insect...) and an old fact pops out of your head.
The "entymologist's dilemma" occurred to me when I tried to recall the term for the roll-around cart that you use to work under a car...(a "creeper" by the way). (don't ask me what the term was that dropped out of my head...!)
by chale March 29, 2004
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Dilettard

A portmanteau of dilettante and retard. Those *lovely* men and women who flit from one job to the next, never really doing a single one well, but determined to find their "true calling in life." often while being supported by mom & dad or a rich husband. Always very determined in their interviews, this breed starts to lose enthusiasm as soon as a task can't be easily completed or is too boring or beneath them.
Jane, the new girl, keeps talking about her wedding instead of finishing that project. She's such a dilettard.
by lomassi December 11, 2008
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dialed

dialed is a phrase usually used in the bmxing/scootering culture. it means you have that trick down. dialed also relates to the word "clicked" or "lock down"
1.brah you got that flair dialed.
2.damnnn that was so steezy, you got them dialed.
by jakephobojo March 28, 2008
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Digletts

Pokemon #50
It evolves into Dugtrio starting at level 26.

Can also be used as an exclamation in times of emotional or physical distress
1) -What do Dugtrios evolve from?
-Digletts!
2)*Drops phone*
DIGLETTS!
by Pokedex October 18, 2012
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