folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020

dishuntled

A cross between disgruntled and disheveled, especially in the context of bedtime manner.

A word used to segway the awkward pause when you can't remember the actual word you were trying to think of.

Jim: Boy, I was really tossing and turning last night, and didn't get that great of sleep.

Jen: Yes, I noticed - you were pretty.. dishuntled last night.

by rjgoebel June 28, 2011

dishonourable discharge

You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.

Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.

by Clitteratti August 27, 2015

diphenhydramine

1. (in low doses downwards of 100mg) benadryl for allergies or sleeping.
2. (in high doses upwards of 200mg) deliriant drug that makes you psychotic for up to 24 hours

a: yo i just took some diphenhydramine.
b. how much?
a: 300mg dude
b: dude you're gonna trip hard!

by shibi rory September 23, 2020

airdrying dishes

A great way to skimp out on washing/drying/putting away the dishes.

Mom: Carrie, do the dishes!

Carrie: Okay, Mom!
(Carrie washes and rinses the dishes and leaves them out to dry)
Mom: Why are these dishes still sitting here?
Carrie: I washed and rinsed them, and I am now airdrying dishes.
Mom: Okay, thank you. I will put them away.

by SPPDFLFS February 25, 2010

doing dishes

Washing plates, cups, pots, pans, cutlery, etc. Also known as washing up.

Doing dishes sucks but it's part of life...unless you're a spoiled American teenager.

by RitaPerrita October 2, 2016

The dishes are done

That's it, over with,nothing more
Or it's on and crackin! Like you already know what is about to happen

If she knocked the candle over the dishes are done!! Or If he would of hit me, the dishes are done!

by Charmz08 March 9, 2018