DILF

A dad I’d like to f**k
See: Michael Sheen

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.

by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020

dilf

mads mikkelsen

person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf

by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021

Dilf

A dad id proudly fap to

tyrone: yo have you seen audreys dad?
Tirone: yea he a fucking dilf

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

DILF

Dilf: an acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" (see Dave Grohl)

dave grohl gets better looking with age, 48 today and he's still sexy as ever. dilf!

by sexualharassmentpanda69 October 20, 2017

DILF Detonator

the DILF to end all DILFS

Friend: hey man that's a hot DILF
you: nah bro that's a DILF Detonator
Friend: word

by theDILFdetonator October 7, 2022

Dilf

Chris Hemsworth

person 1: damn look at that dilf

person 2: who?¿

person 1: Chris hemsworth man

by mummymilkers June 26, 2021