diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

diddlehole

The hole in the crotch of one's pajamas or other type of lounging pants that allows said person to diddle themselves without removing them.

Susan discovered a hole in the crotch of her pants and realized she could use it as a diddlehole.

by twin88 March 11, 2023

bang diddle

used to describe something that's bangin.

that girl is bang diddle.
those sneakers are bang diddle

by jballz October 19, 2007

Ginger Diddles

The name of a person that excessively Diddles little children that have to have ginger hair and obnoxious Freckles ie. (Colin Diddled Zak)

Ginger Diddles Diddled some Gingers

by Thecizzmaster January 17, 2015

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

Flidder Didder

A southern statement used as an alternative to "oops."

Aww Flidder Didder, that ain't good.

by A Southern Fella December 18, 2020