twin88's definitions

fuk schwa

1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.

Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!

by twin88 September 28, 2015

diddlehole

The hole in the crotch of one's pajamas or other type of lounging pants that allows said person to diddle themselves without removing them.

Susan discovered a hole in the crotch of her pants and realized she could use it as a diddlehole.

by twin88 March 11, 2023