Denver

If YOU know a Denver you'd better keep him as a friend. While Denver can speak his mind and talk out loud he prefers to mostly stay quiet and not cause a scene. He seems to have a problem with his appearance- from being to pudgy or being to hairy, trust me he has insecurities just like the rest of us. He is sweet, kind and loving. He honestly doesn't deserve us, but he thinks he doesn't deserve us... funny isn't it. Most Denver's have Brown hair and Brownish eyes and a big bright smile all the time. Of course he is not perfect, no one is... but in alot of people's eyes he is sure damn close.

"Wow, that guy is really nice!"
- Yeah that's Denver!
"How is Denver so calm???"
- I don't know, maybe he was made that way XD!!!

by JinTheCreator May 15, 2023

Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything

Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without him"

by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022

denver burke

Denver Burke is the most sexiest most big peckered most down right fucking hot, but not also that he literally give an amazing blowjob;)

By sucking very good dick: damm you must be a Denver Burke if you can suck dick that good!

by Dirty pecker head March 23, 2017

national denver appreciation day

a day appreciating denver, one of the best people on our planet. he helps ALL of society.

“yo dude! it’s national denver appreciation day!”
“NO FUCKING WAY BRO IM DENVER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU”

by dxnver July 11, 2022

Denver

Your probably the coolest kid in your school and all the babes like you.

Now fuck some hoes

Denver is the hottest kid yes

by suckitnowbitch July 22, 2021

Denver Sober

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.

Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.

by EasyEsq November 29, 2022

Denver burger

When a woman goes down on a male and eats out his anus and makes him cum at the same time as she does.

I just had a Denver burger , gawd.. ur ass was sooo fuckin good , that my tounge got caught around the corner of ur anus , ur taste of cum , made me get off at the same time.

by Colorado baby November 28, 2022