deck you

To bash someone or beat up someone/make someone piss

I’ll deck you

by Loollllll November 23, 2020

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

tossing deck

Another way of describing the act of tossing around a frisbee. Derived from the phrase "toss around a disc" or "tossing discs" where deck is used to discourage non-ultimate players to ensure a good game is played.

Yo man we're tossing deck right meow you down?

by jcbass July 6, 2011

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 2, 2009

deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....

I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work

by Patio Beers July 28, 2018