Daniel, a word of many meanings; including "Himerus" which translates "God of sexual desire" in Greek literature, or "pipe kòfẹ" which in the language of Yoruba translates: "Perfect Penis". These being some of the many meanings used to describe the entity for-known as Daniel have been desperate attempts in different cultures to express to the god of which some say is the creation of all time and space, that's Daniel is thee best in which humans to date have had to offer as a representative of the 100% perfect evolution of what some people say to be "Guardian of beauty". With growing fear that the end is growing closer to the human race, people look only to the only chance of perfection which the human race will be able to leave behind, this chance Is Danilo (Spanish), Danijel (Slovene), Taniel (Armenian), the one and only entity among the living today which can prove to all other creations of the universe the true and pure definition, of perfection, even then some say perfection is a word to weak and thin to describe the thick, strong, tall, God-Like creature which is among us today.
Bow, bow to perfection, bow to the only hope of a worthy life you have.
Bow, bow to perfection, bow to the only hope of a worthy life you have.
guy one: "yo dude, last night was the best party I've every been to, it came close to being worthy of daniel!"
guy two: "bro don't say that word!"
guy one: "what? da-"
guy two: "no dude! You might expload!"
guy one: "what?"
guy two: "yeah dude... explode... into rainbows!"
guy one: "whoah!"
guy two: "bro don't say that word!"
guy one: "what? da-"
guy two: "no dude! You might expload!"
guy one: "what?"
guy two: "yeah dude... explode... into rainbows!"
guy one: "whoah!"
by MysteryMan17 March 5, 2014
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You are so Dani
by ieri December 3, 2013
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by screebo09 November 25, 2019
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We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.
We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.
by Guap God May 15, 2019
Get the National Daniel Appreciation Day mug.Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.
by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005
Get the Daniel Kessler mug.Daniel is a person who is very handsome. Someone who is caring, loving, thoughtful, and respectful. This man would never lie to you. He is very honest and loyal. He is blunt, and peaceful. Once he loves you, he will love and care for you and only you until the very end. He is forgiving and incredible with absolutely amazing eyes.
I love you baby. <3
I love you baby. <3
by His baby. April 1, 2013
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Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.
Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.
by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009
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