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Daniel

Daniel, a word of many meanings; including "Himerus" which translates "God of sexual desire" in Greek literature, or "pipe kòfẹ" which in the language of Yoruba translates: "Perfect Penis". These being some of the many meanings used to describe the entity for-known as Daniel have been desperate attempts in different cultures to express to the god of which some say is the creation of all time and space, that's Daniel is thee best in which humans to date have had to offer as a representative of the 100% perfect evolution of what some people say to be "Guardian of beauty". With growing fear that the end is growing closer to the human race, people look only to the only chance of perfection which the human race will be able to leave behind, this chance Is Danilo (Spanish), Danijel (Slovene), Taniel (Armenian), the one and only entity among the living today which can prove to all other creations of the universe the true and pure definition, of perfection, even then some say perfection is a word to weak and thin to describe the thick, strong, tall, God-Like creature which is among us today.
Bow, bow to perfection, bow to the only hope of a worthy life you have.

guy one: "yo dude, last night was the best party I've every been to, it came close to being worthy of daniel!"
guy two: "bro don't say that word!"
guy one: "what? da-"
guy two: "no dude! You might expload!"
guy one: "what?"
guy two: "yeah dude... explode... into rainbows!"
guy one: "whoah!"

by MysteryMan17 February 26, 2014