Dad 

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

Dad by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018

Dad 

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

Dad by Ghilik November 16, 2018

Dad 

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

Dad by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

Dad 

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

Dad by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018

Dad 

That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.

Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!

Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!

Dad by Best gurl Eva December 2, 2018

DAD 

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD

DAD by Lil bootyhole December 12, 2018

Dad 

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

Dad by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019