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slurptey durpty

This is when you slurp up all of your homies hot, steamy, and juicy cum right from there pp hole before it even touches the air.
Omg did you hear that Michelle got a slurptey durpty yesterday?
by Gogerts are the best food November 30, 2021
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Plumpy dumpy

A beautiful, juicy ass. You can tell they put in work at the gym but there’s still some jiggle when you slap it
Did you see that girl?! She’s got such a plumpy dumpy!!
by QueenBeePlumpyDumpy November 15, 2022
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South Carolina Dumptruck

Perform Anal sex with a girl. Then while she spreads her ass cheaks you shit inside her asshole
by LucathCashMoney April 17, 2021
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Death by dumptruck

When badboyhalos dumpy is so big that it kills people
Person 1: Omg did you see bads lore stream?
Person 2: Yeah. It really was a death by dumptruck
by frogelmo April 18, 2021
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Dumpy

Drunk, but a sloppy kinda drunk. This is not something that happens after you have a few glasses of wine at Grandma's 90th. This is what happens when you have a bunch of alcohol in a short period of time, and end up naked in the neighbors treehouse.
"Is Nicole making out with her beer can?"
-"Yeah she's pretty dumpy."

"Dude I was so dumpy last night, i woke up with my pants soaked."

"Wow Paula Abdul is dumpy 24-7"
by jmack attack May 8, 2010
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Dumpy McHatFuck

A man who is having sexual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.

Could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which it’s used.

Dumpy McHatFuck? (a question to whom it may concern)

DUMPY MCHATFUCK (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
Dumpy McHatFuck (could be used to describe a sandwich at McDonalds)
"Shit, that dude just had sex with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat"
"No he didn’t dude he just DumpyMcHatFucked!"

"Can i have a DumpyMcHatFuck please"
"A what"
"a Dumpy McHatFuck?"
"please Leave"

"dumpy McHatFuck?"
"I’m sorry what?"
"give me a dumpy mchatfuck or i will eat your face"
by Norledge January 28, 2010
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Dumpy

NOUN - A person who gets gets trashed and does crazy shit; a person who looks extremly trashy; a person who is the equivelent of a person who gets "dumb" or "crunk" in random situations (such as a person going dumb at the dump) VERB - To go crazy, normally expressed in dance; to get "blazed"; to cause damage to property or random acts of vandalizism, mainly damage to port-a-potties ADJ - Being reckless due to intoxication; a random act of stupidity
N. (1)"That dupmy dude had way too much and is now hittin the neighbor's trashcans with a baseball bat!" (2)"That bitch looks straight Dumpy, them looks even make blind children cry!" (3)"Holly shit, that dude's gettin straight dumpy over there in stall eight. His subs hit like tyson bra!" V. (1)"I told my girl I was fuckin her sister and she got dumpy as hell!" (2)""Look at dat drunk-ass fool gettin dumpy on that port-a-potty!" (3)"That was a dumpy-ass move back there, goin dumb and runnin into that old lady!"
by Keleka Canaday March 22, 2007
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